Saturday, June 20, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! Welcome "Krstarica" forum weirdos!!!!

As you can see, I haven't posted on this blog in aaaaaaages.  Suddenly there's a spike in traffic and comments and I see that someone has been promoting my site today.

So welcome, and enjoy!

And thanks for breathing some new life into this dead and (almost) forgotten blog

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The bottomless pit of Serbian narcissistic weepy self-pity

Serbian self-pity knows no bounds, often finding slight in the most innocuous things.  Serbs love feeling sorry for themselves, particularly those living in America whose ties to the Balkans have become tenuous.

Here's a good example.  Nebojša Malić, creepy American blogger who spends a lot of time explaining how the whole world is against Serbia and any suggestion that Serbia ever did anything wrong is part of a massive centuries-long mytho-poetic narrative that's been designed since time immemorial to humiliate Serbia because everyone's jealous - or something - explains again how everyone is insulting Serbia all the time.

Here he is crying about a report about how Novak Đoković, a Serbian tennis player, is donating his prize money to balkans flood victims.

somehow he extrudes from this factual, complimentary comment an insult to Serbia and Serbs everywhere.

Mental illness.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

A big THANK YOU to all my fans!

Man, am I ever starting to get a kick out of this blog, along with my friends back home especially.

Everyone back home is so amazed at the passion of some of the commentators.  Could you imagine someone writing a [country, city] sucks site about anywhere else in the world and anyone giving a rat's ass??!!  No one would.  LOL.  Imagine, "New York sucks!", "London sucks!".  No one would give a shit!  No one would get mad. No one would bother to comment.  They might agree or disagree or think "this guy is an idiot", but no one would bother to comment or get mad if they disagreed.

So, please, keep the furious comments coming.  I love them and will cherish them as a souvenir for years after I finally leave this dump.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

NATO bombing - Serbia an innocent bystander, minding her own business.

Lots of posts on various blogs crying about the NATO bombing because of the 15-year anniversary.

Serbia is kind of like this guy who can't get over the fact that his girlfriend dumped him, moved out and called the cops.  Now, 15 years later, he sits around, underemployed in his squalid apartment crying about what an ingrate lying bitch his ex was, how she was better off when she was with him and how they'll be together again one day - maybe when the cops in charge of protecting her 24/7 decide that their job is over.

It's petty extortion season again.

Seems like around springtime every year the petty extortionists come out of the woodwork.

Every year I get about 2-3 extortion attempts, some serious, mostly just ridiculous.

Usually, it's someone I know who's decided that they can make a quick 20euros from me by either contriving some sort of nonsense reason why I owe them money or by stealing something of mine and asking for money, usually an amount ranging from 20-100 euros and, occasionally, in the 1000s

The annoying thing is, these little scumbag maneuvers always end up costing me more than the other person benefits.

What I mean is, if someone puts a gun to your head and robs you 20 euros, you lose 20 euros and they gain 20.

The Serbian variety of petty scumbaggery always results in me losing that the other person gains, especially if it involves stealing something and holding it hostage.  Ratio is from 1:100 to 1:5000 in terms of what the scumbag wants to how much I'm damaged.

It's always someone I know.  It's usually someone I considered a friend.

I literally can't know who I can trust here ever.

Call the police?  Oh ya... do that and the police will immediately open an investigation - on you!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

What happened to Ambassador-Serbia??

His site hasn't been updated for almost 2 months.

His facebook for over 1 month.

Last activity on his facebook is a virus post 2 weeks ago.

Is he dead?

Did he have a mental breakdown?

Cummon, Karl, people have paid you good money to post insipid platitudes about Serbia and you're letting them down!