Thursday, April 10, 2014

A big THANK YOU to all my fans!

Man, am I ever starting to get a kick out of this blog, along with my friends back home especially.

Everyone back home is so amazed at the passion of some of the commentators.  Could you imagine someone writing a [country, city] sucks site about anywhere else in the world and anyone giving a rat's ass??!!  No one would.  LOL.  Imagine, "New York sucks!", "London sucks!".  No one would give a shit!  No one would get mad. No one would bother to comment.  They might agree or disagree or think "this guy is an idiot", but no one would bother to comment or get mad if they disagreed.

So, please, keep the furious comments coming.  I love them and will cherish them as a souvenir for years after I finally leave this dump.

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  1. @Doot: You are mistaken if you think that writing a blog "such as such country sucks" ("such and such city sucks" is little bit different so equivalents of your blog would be "USA sucks" or "UK sucks") would not induce a response regardless of the country in question. And I am not talking about response from the public and comments. I had a friend that criticised policy of a country (a developed democratic country) in a pretty benign manner. He had major problems. Your problem now is that you already wrote what you wrote and there is no going back.

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  2. It is obvious that you do not have any other home apart from Serbia. Same as girl in Bosniasucks blog.

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    1. I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but I'm sure it means something to you.

      Let's game it out. Say you're right, then what? Serbia doesn't actually suck or something? Or maybe I'm stupid or confused? What does that say about what you think about Serbs?

      Or your wrong.

      Not really sure what either case has any bearing on the situation.

      Thanks for commenting, though!

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    2. It's you're wrong not your wrong, darling... You're welcome :)

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    3. The girl from Bosniasucks blog has two other homes. But it is my constitutional right to say whatever I want and piss off some individuals in the process.
      It is very anti intellectual to assume things.

      Sincerely,

      Bosniasucks blog lady.

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  3. Serbia sucks and you have to live there. Bad luck.

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    1. oh. I get it. You don't like me saying bad things about Serbia, so thinking that I'm stuck here enables you to engage in some kind of imaginary schadenfreude because I'm stuck someone that suck and me saying it sucks makes you sad and mad.

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  4. You are wrong. I enjoy reading how you urinate on Serbia and, in particular, Serbs. I pity you that you have to live there. Try escaping into Croatia. This is a beautiful country with a lot of culture and much better people than Serbs.

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    1. I can see on my maintenance page what country people are visiting from and I can tell you that no one is visiting this site from Croatia. You're either in the UK, Australia, Serbia or Russia, my guess being the UK.


      http://serbia-sucks.blogspot.com/2013/06/croatia-and-montenegro-suck-too.html

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  5. It doesn't it matter who I am. I just feel that I need to give you something in return for your good work in tearing Serbs part. I enjoy it. Go to Croatia and you will see the most beautiful country in the world, the best looking girls and the most pleasant man. This is a great country to live in. Serbia is a dump and Croatia is a haven.

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  6. I see now that you wrote something bad about Croatia. Don't worry, it will be much better when you go to live there. I am not mad at you as I can not be mad at gay who writes "Serbia sucks" blog. It is awesome. When I am down, I always go to your blog and lough at Serbs. I can imagine this dump. It is probably worse than worst places in Africa. I can not thank you enough for showing to everybody that Serbs are the worst people on the planet. Keep it up.

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    1. asking which is better, Serbia or Croatia is like asking someone if they prefer shit with green peppers or shit with red peppers.

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    2. You can not provoke me, I still love you. Most important thing is that you write blog "Serbia sucks". What you think of Croatia no one would know. What is important is that you destroy Serbs publicly. I will suggest to Croatian Government to keep you in mind for a witness against Serbs so that you can describe what kind of "people" they are. You can testify about their character.

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    3. Just to add. Title of your blog is priceless. I always search "Serbia sucks" and there is also a great Facebook group "Serbia sucks". You and they are the best. You can join this group and link to your blog.

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  7. Doot Bravo. My friend brought your blog to my attention. Pity that HV was not allowed to enter Banjaluka. Pity that NATO stopped bombing them too soon. Keep up good work and destroying Serbs. You have a lot of fans.

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    1. Like I said in my first post, I slag Serbia because this is the balkans dump I happen to live in, not out of picking sides in the petty ethnic squabbles around here. You're all cut from the same cloth, in my experiences.

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  8. @Doot: Man is not what he think he is, man is what he does. Your blog is "Serbia sucks" and not "Balkan sucks" and this is priceless. It is very important that impartial foreigner living among these "people" publicly write against them. Serbs cited Croatian author to attack Croatia in a court. We can use what you have written at one point to pay them back. I check up your blog every day. Please, write more. You have much more fans that you can imagine.

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  9. It is serbia man! Say great things or else you will rot in orthodox hell!

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  10. Here is a blog called hungary sux established in 2010
    http://whyhungarysucks.blogspot.com/

    but it didnt fly... dunno if its because of lack of greatness that needs defending.. or.because hungarians as a whole are just more educated to really give a shit :)


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  11. It is not in our interest that Doot stops writing. This blog is important. Doot, try to write more often.

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  12. You are welcome!

    http://img21.exs.cx/img21/2305/colossal_goatse.jpg

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  13. Hi.
    I can't resist the feeling that the only purpose of your blog is not "self heeling" but it only aims to annoy and provoke as many people as possible.
    Is it just for the fun of it or you have some other- hidden agenda, I don't know and really don't care. But it makes me sad to see so may people fall for it.
    I recognize too much Serbian (or any other Balkan) mentality in your own writing which obviously puts you in a perfect place (is Serbia is really what you say it is)
    But anyway, good job. It 's working really great for you :)

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    1. Like I said in this post... Imagine someone making an [any place in the world other than the Balkans or maybe Turkey] suck! blog and anyone giving a rat's ass. So funny. NewYork-sucks.blogspot.com

      Not even one person on the planet would be offended. Some people might think I'm wrong. Some people might think I'm an idiot... but would people scour the internet trying to find the identity of the author and that back on the blog (and the implicit threat that that entails).

      But write a blog about Serbia sucking, which it very objectively does and a sentiment a great many Serbs agree with. What percentage have emigrated in the last decades? What percentage are desperate to leave by any way they can.

      Do that and, boy do we get people getting their panties in a knot.

      So ya... I find a large percentage of Serbs to be obnoxious ill-developed creatures unfit for this life, tripping all over their misplaced pride.

      This blog is an exercise in eliciting Serbian misdirected outrage and I think I'm doing rather well at it so far, tyvm :)

      Why sad, though? It is what it is. I invite you to laugh along with me :)

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    2. I couldn't disagree more with you about making a ... sucks blog about any destination. In fact I am sure it would work the same, just give it enough time. Same as your blog.
      I have lived in the states for a year and any conversation I had with the locals criticizing any little thing about the USA lead to a fierce argument and I could say the similar about any other destination I visited.

      The final point from me is: there are many things that suck about Serbia and Serbians but there many that are fantastic. Just as any other place in the world.
      Peace brother and try to cool your anger or whatever troubles you with a nice lady or guy (Serbian or not), whatever works for you.

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    3. Serbia is kind of like a retarded child, hard to laugh at when you really think about it, but it seems you get off on that kinda stuff. Good for you, Danny.

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    4. I can't see a london suck or new york sucks blog eliciting the kind of vitriol and implicit threats that this has. I just can't. So, I think you're mistaken. No one would give a rat's ass. No one would try to find out who the owner of the blog was and threaten them. I just don't see it. Maybe some Americans are hypersensitive too, but nothing beat the Serbs when it comes to hair-trigger hypersensitivity.

      Anyway. thanks for your well wishing :)

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    5. Nobody threatens you, silly. :))) Take it as a friendly advice, don't comment here using your alternative accounts and don't link to this blog from places where you post personal stuff. Problem solved! Anyway, most aggressive Serbs are too dumb to figure out anything so you should be just fine. :)

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    6. @Doot: Why don't you test your theory? Write up a blog "USA sucks". Write it on 9/11 and let the first text be about this anniversary and how they should not be crybabies about that. Let this float on the Web for a year and then you can lecture us that nobody noticed.

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    7. http://laist.com/2011/09/09/one_mans_love_letter_to_la.php

      http://blondebombchelle.blogspot.com/2007/10/top-10-things-i-hate-about-minnesota.html?showComment=1232771340000#c3760053040024538928

      http://zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=699378&postcount=36

      http://sovereign2serf.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/america-love-leave-serfs-sq.jpg?w=791

      http://dormroomempire.blogspot.com/2014/02/america.html

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    8. http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showpost.php?s=ae27aaf83b8c51c6f93ecc9f0175014a&p=8827879&postcount=65

      http://zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=3557783&postcount=3

      http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/tribe-main-forum/53986-canada-sucks-7.html#post1953724

      http://isitnormal.com/story/hate-canada-2113/#comment-1011065

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    9. So, today I typed "I hate Minnesota" and came here (still the first google hit) and read through the comments. My wife and I moved here almost 4 years ago and have hated living here more and more every year. We are both from Oklahoma, not anyone's favorite state, but I would rather move back to Oklahoma than endure the people and the winter in Minnesota anymore.

      I could post my own 20 or so things I hate about living here, but this isn't my blog. The things that I hate most of all, is that people here can't respect the fact that outsiders hate living here. They say "oh, you will find a way to love it here", or, if they are online, as we already know here, they say "then leave, we don't want you here anyways". It is great that some people love it here, but for god's sake, realize that many of us outsiders, really hate living here, they are our true feelings. We have tried to like living here, we have tried really hard, but we still just hate it. Everywhere else and people will aknowledge that there are reasons that are worth hating, but in this state, they can't mentally take it.

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    10. MINNESOTA is not only the worst state in america it is the worst place in the world i have ever lived. I was a army brat and have lived abroad and I would prefer that to minnesota. There is not one single positive thin i can say about minnesota. You did not even scratch the surface on why minnesota sucks.

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    11. What a bunch of losers, boo hoo no one likes me and I have no friends, the winters are cold. too many lakes, they hunt animals. Sounds like most of you need psychological therapy. Do us all a favor and get the hell out of our state, you bunch a mamby-pambys!

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    12. I came from Mexico City as a graduate student. I was expecting an improvement in my quality of life (you know, "living in the first world"). Instead, I found myself living in an apartment a lot smaller than the ones of my friends back in Mexico (and also more expensive). My neighborhood is filled with stupid people who do not know what a leash or a poop bag is (I have a dog, by the way). Mexico City is by no means bicycle friendly, but I had never been the target of a blood-thirsty bus driver until I came here.

      The food sucks! I went to Chipotle and I threw away almost everything. Only "fancy" restaurants seem to be good. I say "fancy" because the food is not too expensive when you compare it to "cheap" places.

      I moved here in July and I loved the summer. However, it ended suddenly and the 7 month long winter is still not over. I do not have to say how much I hate it. I used to live in the middle of the Sonora desert...

      There is no such thing as "Minnesota nice". I broke my ankle while running with my dog (because the people is too lazy to clean the leaves in the fall, and they were covering a hole which was in the middle of the sidewalk). Nobody was willing to help me without a payback. I am still covering some of my "friend's" job hours as a return for their "help" while I was at the hospital. In Mexico, when something similar happened to a friend, we would even carry him up the stairs or pay him a taxi just because.

      Also, this is the most boring place where I have lived. There is nothing to do and nothing to see, except the freaking ice everywhere!

      I came here because of my thesis advisor. He comes from Siberia and he loves this place. I should have known that before coming...

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    13. Psh, you people who aren't hardcore enough to take Minnesota should just leave. We don't need you.

      PS: There are a ton of lists that put MN on top for standard of living. And we DO have some of the best schools. Test scores don't lie. I LOVE Minnesota and will always defend my beloved home state against idiots such as yourself.

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    14. Minnesota fuckin sucks. It is the worst place in the world. At first I thought was there something wrong with myself. But no it was just that Minnesotans fuckin sucks.

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    15. Go back to wherever you came from(rat infested NYC or allegedly "pollution free" Colorado) With a pompous attitude and irritating personality, there is no way to will fit in anywhere else.

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    16. http://houston.about.com/u/ua/readerresponses/HoustonSucks.04.htm

      http://40goingon28.blogspot.com/2010/11/30-reasons-to-hate-san-francisco.html?showComment=1366692730324#c2547770273419984030

      http://uptownalmanac.com/2013/08/tech-founder-complains-about-shithole-city-hes-forced-make-his-millions#comment-20664

      http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/hank-williams-jr-whines-about-getting-fired-by-espn-in-his-new-songdid-he-deserve-to-get-fired/question-2213759/?page=3&postId=69348823#post_69348823

      http://shut-up-and-sit-down.blogspot.com/2006/11/why-i-hate-australians.html?showComment=1255039928316#c2418890147944725125

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  14. It's like A Serbian Film really, some were raped at birth by the accident of being born in the Balkans and mostly prefer to stay the hell out of there -- if they still have any sanity left -- on the other hand, some like to watch, exploit, or do the raping.

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  15. Stop harassing Doot. Doot don't be afraid to write. Don't let Serbs get away as NATO did.

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  16. Why I hate Australians
    Do Australians actually have any redeeming qualities. Don't say you know a nice Australian - a good bloke - because I bet he has been living in West London for 15 years, and his parents were born in England. He doesn't count.

    They live in a beautful country, with an excellent climate, a whole continent to explore. They have a reasonable standard of living, love a barbie and a beer, and a dip in their swimming pools.

    They have no political enemies living on their borders, and would be the country most likely to survive and thrive after a nuclear holocaust.

    So why are Aussies such wankers. Racist, ignorant, stupid - genetically thick, close-minded, sport obsessed, soap watching morons. With an Aussie, everthing has to come down to the lowest common denominator.

    They single handedly humiliated, subjugated, and destroyed their indigenous peoples.
    They offer nothing to the world in terms of technical or scientific advancement - not even a good sun bloc!!

    They scream and cry and debate endlessely about the only thing that registers on their political radar, and thats immigration - convienently forgetting that they serve as one of the best examples of how mass immigration supplants and destroyed an indigenous culture - through numbers and force of arms alone in a few generations.

    I hope that twenety million Vietnamese boat people manage to land in Australia. Payback's a bitch.

    The cricket fans among us will know that the Ashes are currently being contetsted. The England team have only been in Australia for three days, and already, their british born Sikh bowler is being abused for no other reason other then he is brown. The same happened to the South African black pace bowler Ntini, when he was there a few months earlier.

    So I have had enough.
    If you are Australian and reading this blog - FUCK OFF! I hate all of you, without exception.

    If you are not Australian and reading this blog, remember what I have said when you are meeting an Australian. Your intention should be soley to humiliate and embarrass. Remember it' s okay to say what you want because we all know the Aussies love to banter. If they get offended, remember to say fair dinkum and move on to your next target. If it helps refer to their geneology and the fact that they really are the spawn of scum. I know its a cliche, but trust me, it really works. Also, ask them how long they have been visiting the UK, and when they intend to return. If they have stayed here for longer then six months, ask to see their visa. Take down their details and report them to the authorities. Make them feel like an illegal immigrant.

    The Yanks are bad enough - but at least they can say "we are the richest country in the world", or " we have the biggest army in the world" or " we run the world". They have some substance to base their arrogance and superiority. Aussies have nothing apart from a sun tan, a few swimmers and a cricket team. A nation, a people, a culture that amounts to nothing and never will.

    Watch out Aussies - I'm a coming!!!!!!!

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  17. Every Australian I have ever met has been dull, stupid,vulgar and worst of all ugly.

    The worst race in the world by a mile.

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  18. LOL
    Nice rant!
    Keep whinging, you smelly pommy cunts. It's winter and 23 degrees.

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  19. Nobody would give a rat ass. Sure. It is just 703 responses to a single blog text "Why I hate Australians" (see above).

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  20. holy christ. don't you have anything better to do? It's a nice morning in the UK. Go outside or get back to work, man

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  21. @Doot: You look like a Saddam Hussein's PR in 2003 who claimed "There are no infidels in Iraq" while you could see American tank behind his back. Do you think that "anonymity" allow you to lie with impunity? Do you think that you should defend your opinion that only in Balkan people respond to hate blogs or maybe, if you realised that you made a mistake, apologise? Do you think that you can write any rubbish you like just because you think that nobody knows who you are.

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  22. Ali Burnaby, Canada Sep 8, 2009
    You are all a pack of pathetic, sad losers with far too much time on your hands. Vancouver is great and the only reason you don't like it is because it's a positive place and you are al the most sad, negative people I've ever heard. Of course you don't fit in with Vancouver and the wonderful people of this beautiful city will be glad to see you all leave.
    So incredibly pathetic... Get out and see the world and then maybe you will appreciate Vancouver for what it really is.
    Sickening... I'm glad you're all getting out of Van and leaving those of us who appreciate our beautiful city in peace.
    Good riddance

    http://www.topix.com/forum/ca/vancouver-bc/TOD1PJ6BKH1G4GPQ4/p31#c661

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    Btw. welcome to Serbia

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  26. I love your blog :D I especially love all the butthurt nationalists.

    You're obviously some Albanian spy paid to trash Serbia :D

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    1. Ja neznam sta vas zadrzava? Mozda je potrebno da odete od kuce da razumete sta znaci kuca?

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    2. pljujete po srbiji a u srbiji uzivali ma sve na goli otok pedercine

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  28. My only question would be why do you even share air with us. I mean if you think we sucks, we are naive, stupid and living in fantasy's... tell me what is holding you to be with us. My wife is from UK and she is complaining a lot, but after all she decide to we stay in here, why? Well I might ask her to write you a reply since I'm not sure either.
    If however you financial situation doesn't allowed you to leave Serbia, please contact me, you have my word that we will help you to find happiness somewhere else.
    As father of 3 grown kids I can only tell you, to most important thing is happiness inside your soul. Being so negative for a period of time (quite long) is bad for your personality, that will lead you to loneliness and sadness. Instead of looking bad in every think, try to switch your vision on positive.... you will be surprise how small things that are surrounding you can be funny and interest. It is time for you to change game, or to look another playground.... if you are ashamed of who you are, or who I m.... for the love of god - just ignore us, choose what you want to be.... no one can tell you who you need to be, or where you should be.... it is your birth given right!

    I wish you all the best, and well I might not be the best of man kind, but I'm what I'm!

    Cheers!

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  29. kakva budala or what a fool:)
    go back and find good doctor (psychiatrist of course)

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